Baby daddy jokes

Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!

Two mums hook up!

Their daughter comes in the room and says, "Which one's the baby daddy?"

The "mum" points to the woman who was actually a man!

My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once.

what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?

you find the real one.

What is similar about the feelings of a girl's birth daddy and her new pimp daddy?

They both worry about how she will turn out!

OnlyFans, but it’s me smacking your baby daddies with Twisted Tea.

Only Cans.