B minor jokes

How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?

B minor.

How do you be friends with a musician?

B minor.

I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.

The wheels on the bus go round and round!

What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?

Fingering A minor.

You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.

What is a priest's favorite song?

-- Magic Flute in A minor.