B minor jokes

How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?

B minor.

How do you be friends with a musician?

B minor.

I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.

The wheels on the bus go round and round!

What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?

Fingering A minor.

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.

What is a priest's favorite song?

-- Magic Flute in A minor.

Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor.