B minor jokes

How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?

B minor.

How do you be friends with a musician?

B minor.

I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.

The wheels on the bus go round and round!

Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor.

What is a priest's favorite song?

-- Magic Flute in A minor.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?

Fingering A minor.

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.