Attachment jokes
Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.
Isn't It Purrfect!
Today I'm attaching a light to the ceiling, but I'm afraid I'll probably screw it up.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
What do you call that big, useless piece of skin attached to the outside of a vagina?
A woman.
My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.
DIS IS NUT FOR KIDS
me with everyone
Community talk
Im just going to explain, or try to explain, how I feel, because I don't know what else to do before I fucking go insane.
I met Jake about like 3-4 years ago. I was 11 or 12. I came on for the worst jokes ever because of my boyfriend at the time. I quickly became attached to the site, having a place where I could speak to my IRL friends during school, and I met some really cool people. One of these people was Jake. … Read more
Ever just beg god to make you pass out because your alone with your thoughts and all you can think about is how he used to love you and he never will again? How much he hurt you? How scared you are to love or even like anyone, so you just fuck around and you hurt people? Ever just put yourself in lockdown mode? Push people away just because you have any attacthement. People you would or should like, you dont. Ever just bet hurt to a point it feels like it happend years ago but also yesterday?
i miss and am mad at alain rn