Atomic Number 9 jokes
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
Why is 10 so scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11.
I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH.
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
Why is 10 afraid? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."