Atm jokes
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
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Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?
Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine I should use to get the best looking women.
He said the ATM outside.
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
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Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?
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I have so many cash machine jokes.
But none of them seem to work ATM.
I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.