Deposit jokes

My mom and I went to a bank. Hard to say I never heard of it. The name is "Addison Banks."

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A man entered the bank branch and asked the teller to withdraw his account balance. The teller debited his account and gave the man all his money. Then the man counted the money and asked the teller to deposit it back into his account.

The teller asked the man why he withdrew the money and deposited it back. Then the man replied, "I wanted to make sure all my money is safe and tallies with my records."

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Why did the rapper become a banker?

Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!

Why did the rapper go to the bank?

To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.

Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.

An old lady in the bank told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

So I meet with a therapist on a weekly basis. We talk about my depression and how it's been getting worse. Recently, I've been advised about my condition, and how I've been discussing with her about being suicidal. She's been very helpful throughout it. I was even told I can pay in advance from now on, so I don't have to worry about it later.

What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS?

If you stop giving money to a church, you won't go to prison.