Deposit jokes
A man entered the bank branch and asked the teller to withdraw his account balance. The teller debited his account and gave the man all his money. Then the man counted the money and asked the teller to deposit it back into his account.
The teller asked the man why he withdrew the money and deposited it back. Then the man replied, "I wanted to make sure all my money is safe and tallies with my records."
Lol
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
when your grampa hears your music
I take debt of 25,000 euro. I spend 20,000 in charity, and 5000 euro are left. I pay the debt of 2000 euro and I have to pay now 23,000 euro to bank, and 3000 euro I have in profit, 23,000 +3000 >> 26000 ;)
When it's ready for pickup today, I have to get my stimulus payment for a while, and then we'll go to bed... 🥱🥹🥺
I once went to the bank with some raisins because I wanted to set up a current account.
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
My mom and I went to a bank. Hard to say I never heard of it. The name is "Addison Banks."
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