Artie jokes

Asthma

What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?

An arti-“choke”!

Mexican

What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.

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  • Artist

    There was a murder. The detective suspected the artist first... because he was sketchy.

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  • Joystick

    I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.

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  • Breakdance

    I had a gold fish who could breakdance on the carpet.

    For 20 seconds.

    And only once... :(

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  • Community

    Scripts.com Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

    NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yell… Read more

    Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

    NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yellow, black. Y… Read more

    Bee Movie Script

    According to all known laws of aviation,

    there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

    Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

    The bee, of course, flies anyway

    because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

    Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

    Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.

    Barry! Breakfast is ready!

    Ooming!

    Hang… Read more