Arthur jokes

The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.

The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumeference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

What was the knight's name that sat at the round table?

Circumference.

Who’s the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table?

Circumference.

Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table?

Sir Cumference.

Fritz Cheng was asked to write three articles on the subject. He went to his grandmother and advised her: "Question: Kill people! I am sorry, Mr. Fritz, I am looking for his brother—what do you suggest?"

Brother: "I'm Superman. I am Superman!"

Fritz remembers entering the room. That's Alfredo's question in front of the TV: "Do you have any advice?"

Fritz tells a story from his school days. "Remember our words?" said Professor Fleck. "An artist? Is that true? Frison, who are you?"

"I am Superman. I'm Superman," he said. "I hope to meet the president."

Aarif

Three men were in a desert. One man was holding a jug, the 2nd was holding a paper bag, and the last was holding a car door. A man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug. He said it was his water and if he got thirsty, he would take a drink.

Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag? The guy said this is my packed lunch, so if I get hungry, I will eat my lunch.

Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said if he got hot he would roll down the window.