Arthur jokes
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumeference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table?
Sir Cumference.
Who’s the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table?
Circumference.
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What was the knight's name that sat at the round table?
Circumference.
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.
I got sent out of a library for putting a women's rights book in the fiction section.
I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.
An Irish-man walks out of a bar.
I got kicked out of the library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
I got kicked out of a library because I put a book about women's rights into the fantasy section.
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Arthur sat by the fire, nursing a bottle of whiskey. It had been a long day of hunting and he was looking forward to a nice, relaxing evening in camp. As he took a swig from the bottle, he heard a commotion coming from the other side of the camp.
Curious, Arthur got up and walked over to investigate. To his horror, he saw some of the other gang members gathered around a bucket, laughing and pointing. Curiosity turne… Read more
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Arthur strolled into camp with a mischievous smirk on his face, his clothes nowhere to be found. Dutch raised an eyebrow at him, his expression a mixture of confusion and annoyance.
"What the hell are you doing, Arthur?" Dutch demanded.
"Just enjoying a little freedom, Dutch," Arthur replied with a chuckle. "Why, are you jealous?"
Dutch glared at him, crossing his arms. "Put some damn clo… Read more