Round Table jokes
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumeference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
Who’s the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table?
Circumference.
Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat?
Sir Loin.
What was the knight's name that sat at the round table?
Circumference.
Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table?
Sir Cumference.
How do you get four prostitutes on one chair?
You turn it upside down.
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant.
Jesus: "A table for 26, please." Headwaiter: "But there's only... 13 of you?" Jesus: "Yeah, we're all going to sit on the same side."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."