Round Table jokes
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumeference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
Who’s the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table?
Circumference.
Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat?
Sir Loin.
What was the knight's name that sat at the round table?
Circumference.
Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table?
Sir Cumference.
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.
The wheels on the bus go round and round!
My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant, but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.
It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary.
How do you get four prostitutes on one chair?
You turn it upside down.
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.