Round Table jokes
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumeference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
Who’s the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table?
Circumference.
Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat?
Sir Loin.
What was the knight's name that sat at the round table?
Circumference.
Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table?
Sir Cumference.
How do you get four prostitutes on one chair?
You turn it upside down.
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.
Who is the best at musical chairs?
The kid in the wheelchair.
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.