Are jokes

You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.

The female ones are called "bitch."

Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.

What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?

Outlaws are wanted :)

Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?

Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)

How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?

Depends on who's hanging.

Why are these jokes bad?

They're literally the worst jokes ever.

My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"