Are jokes
April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.
Orphan: Where... Oh.
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
Me: Hey, how are you?
Depression: I'm doing fine. We are just looking for a home :3
Insomnia: Mommy, can we get a home?
Anxiety: Insomnia, wait for mommy to finish.
Depression: Anyway, here is my resume!
Me: Okie, thank you. Ok... mhmmm... WOW! Okie, this is a nice resume! (Didn't Read it...)
Depression: Also, I have two more friends that want to move in too!
Me: Ok, and their names?
Depression: Their names are: PTSD and Trauma!
Me: Ok, they seem fine (Doesn't know about them)
Depression: Okie, here is the money (a penny :(). Thank you, we will call you if we need anything.
Me: Ok, see you soon! :3
Me now hates my life. :)
"Bippity Boppity, women are not property."
You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.
Are you a rope? Let's hang out by a tree and drink :)
Why are pirates pirates?
Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!
Do you like Wendy's? When deez nutz are in your mouth.
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.
Three men are on a bench in Soviet Russia talking shit about Stalin. One of the men all of a sudden pulls out a KGB badge and says, "You two are coming with me for treason." One of the other men also pulls out a badge and says, "Not me." The third man pulls out a badge and says, "Wow? There's a lot of agents here."
Sister: I don't want to do it, but...
Me: No more butts! Butts are too yuck to be in this sentence.
Dark jokes are like a new day. Suicidal people don't get it.
It's Christmas morning, and all the decorations are done, but the tree looks like it's missing something. *grabs the noose*