Are jokes
How are orphans and apples different?
One gets picked.
Dark humor leave if sensitive: Wives are like grenades: pull the ring, and the house is gone.
You are getting Cole for Christmas, you shit fuckers.
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
Boyfriend: "Babe, are you traffic police?"
Girlfriend: "No."
Boyfriend: "Then why do you shout at me for not wearing a helmet?"
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
A leaf and an emo are both falling from a tree.
Which one hits the ground first?
The leaf, the emo got caught by a rope.
Roses are red, violets are blue, poetry is gay, and so are you.
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
Little Johnny was in class, and his teacher asked, "How many of you guys are Trump fans?" Since the entire class wanted to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands, well, except Little Johnny. So the teacher asks, "Why are you being different again, Johnny?" So Little Johnny says, "Well, because I'm a Democrat. My mom is a Democrat, and my dad is a Democrat, so I'm a Democrat!" So then the teacher responds with, "Well, what if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" Well, Little Johnny says, "A Trump fan!"
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I buttfucked Scooby Doo.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?
Because there's no space jam.
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Twinkle, twinkle, there’s a car Coming like a shooting star.
I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
You are like my girlfriend: imaginary and non-existent.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?