Aquarius

Aquarius jokes

Cancer

So I went to the doctor's and the doctor said, "Pick a star sign, any star sign."

So I said, "Aquarius."

And the doctor said, "Nah mate, you've got cancer."

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    Alligator

    People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.

    He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.

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    Zodiac time :)

    ♈ Aries (Ram): March 21–April 19.

    ♉ Taurus (Bull): April 20–May 20.

    ♊ Gemini (Twins): May 21–June 21.

    ♋ Cancer (Crab): June 22–July 22.

    ♌ Leo (Lion): July 23–August 22.

    ♍ Virgo (Virgin): August 23–September 22.

    ♎ Libra (Balance): September 23–October 23.

    ♏ Scorpius (Scorpion): October 24–November 21.

    ♐ Sagittarius (Archer): November 22–December 21

    ♑ Capricornus (Goat): December 22–January 19

    ♒ Aquarius (Water Bearer): January 20–February 18

    ♓ Pisces (Fish): February 19–March 20