CancerBig man5 years agoSo I went to the doctor's and the doctor said, "Pick a star sign, any star sign."So I said, "Aquarius."And the doctor said, "Nah mate, you've got cancer."
AlligatorAnonymous2 years agoPeople were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.