Aquarius

Aquarius Jokes

Cancer

So I went to the doctor's and the doctor said, "Pick a star sign, any star sign."

So I said, "Aquarius."

And the doctor said, "Nah mate, you've got cancer."

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  • Alligator

    People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.

    He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.