Aplastic jokes

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My cousin died last week. He needed a blood transfusion, but we didn't know his blood type. He just kept saying, "B positive, B positive," but it's hard to be positive with him gone.

I tried to get my blood sucked by a vampire, but he said I was too empty inside.

I'm a family doctor and I wish I could help but... you're an orphan.

My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.

I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.