Another man jokes
One man's trash is another man's treasure. That sucks when you are adopted.
Q: What did the man say after removing another man's hat? A: He was decapitated.
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!
A man asked for poison and another man gave it to him. The first man took a sip and said, "hmmm, this tastes like arsenic." He took a sip of another and said, "hmmm, this tastes like cyanide. A very unpleasant taste that brings back memories."
A man wakes up from his operation, and the doctor says, "I have bad news and good news, what do you want to hear first?"
The man says, "Bad," so the doctor says, "During the surgery, your girlfriend decided to leave a message that she’s leaving you for another man."
The man says, "What’s the good then?" And the doctor says, "I’m picking her up at 7."
Community talk
I just unintentionally let another man use me last night ✌ Like I thought he was really cool, and we were asking for stuff (ifykyk), but i dindt show him anything, but I did do something ona call with him, I kept telling myself "Do this, and he will stay" And as soon as he got it, the next morning, no texts, blocked. He was complimenting me and shit, and being nice, and I thought if I gave him what he wanted, he would be more interested and want to like have a genuine. Yay. Fucking yay.