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What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?

Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝

What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.

Two friends are talking and one says, "I had a good day today, I ran into my ex." The other guy replies, "How is that good?" The friend says, "I was in my car."

What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.

So uh, I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush, and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste, and uh, he is constipated now. I AM EVIL :3

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.

A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide.

The librarian said, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."

If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.

Biden: *falls over on steps*

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    • I was watching my son play at the park, and a lady asked me, "Which one is yours?" And for fun, I said, "I don't know, I'm still choosing."

    Now you should let your imagination work... imagine naked Jesus with an erection... and nail holes in his hands...

    The police told everyone to put their hands up, and the police were having fun waving their hands around.

    Little Johnny and his dad were going to buy a horse.

    Dad: Rubbing on the horse’s chest and butt.

    Little Johnny: What are you doing?

    Dad: Checking to see if the horse is healthy so I can buy it.

    Little Johnny: Oh well, I think the mall man wants to buy mom.

    A father awaits the birth of his first child.

    The obstetrician says, "Unfortunately, he has no arms."

    The father says, "I'll love it all the same."

    But the obstetrician adds, "It is also without legs, trunk, head."

    The father says, "I'll love it all the same."

    Then the obstetrician confessed to him, "I'm sorry, but only this ear was born."

    The father says, "I'll love it all the same."

    And the obstetrician says, "Talk to him closer: he's deaf!"

    A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, "WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!" A man in the back responds, "YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!"