And jokes
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
Rape is no laughing matter. The reason why women are not believed in rape is because of you mother fucking shitbirds with no future who will become drunkards and drug dealers who go broke and live on the street getting hit by a fucking car. Fuck all of you sadists who think this kind of shit is funny, well shut the fuck up. Go jump off a bridge or get hit by car and I hope you fucking sickos die.
Stop rape. Stop rappe. Stop rapibg innocent children and women and men. I am done with rape. I am done with it!