And jokes
I SH so much, even when I die and become a ghost, you can see red stripes floating around the room.
Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
End everything and your life, Steven Roca!
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave children's rooms with an empty sack.
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
If a vegan and a vegan have a fight, is it still considered beef?
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I used to keep asking a woman if I can rape her until she got so annoyed and said, "Stop asking me."
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says "WTF!"