An S jokes

What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.

I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?

MIKE PEN__E??

Whoever put an "s" in the word "lisp" was a jackass!

If wishes were horses, Beggars would ride.

If turnips were watches, I would wear one by my side.

And if if's and an's were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An envelope.

Teacher tests Little Johnny, “OK, Johnny, create a sentence which starts with ‘I’.”

Little Johnny confidently starts, “I is...”

Teacher snaps, “No, Little Johnny. You must always say, ‘I am’.”

Little Johnny sighs, “Yes ma’am. ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’”

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.

Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."

What's the second to last letter in the alphabet? Y. Cause I wanted to know.