What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
Whoever put an "s" in the word "lisp" was a jackass!
If wishes were horses, Beggars would ride.
If turnips were watches, I would wear one by my side.
And if if's and an's were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!