An S jokes

What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.

I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?

MIKE PEN__E??

If wishes were horses, Beggars would ride.

If turnips were watches, I would wear one by my side.

And if if's and an's were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!

Whoever put an "s" in the word "lisp" was a jackass!