I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"
Amy Winehouse Jokes
Why did Amy Winehouse snort Splenda?
She thought it was Diet Coke.
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?
Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.