Ag jokes

Two boys were arguing in class one day when the teacher walked into the classroom.

The teacher asked them, "Why are you arguing?"

One of the boys replied, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."

"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher. "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

62 is not just any number, as it so happens to be my height, 6'2", just as 25 is my age on Facebook.

Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?

In fact, they don't age at all.

I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.

Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.

Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were too many knights.