Adoption centre jokes

An old lady walks into an adoption center, and the lady that runs the business says, "Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!"

A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.

I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!

The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.

What's the difference between puppies and orphans?

The puppies actually get adopted.

As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.

I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."

Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?

Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."