Adoption centre jokes

An old lady walks into an adoption center, and the lady that runs the business says, "Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!"

A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.

I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!

The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.

What's the difference between puppies and orphans?

The puppies actually get adopted.

Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?

My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a "two for one special."

I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."

As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.