Abcdefghijk jokes

Orphanage

  • All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.

    What's that? said the orphans.

    Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.

    What's the IJK?

    I'm just kidding! 馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ

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  • Husband

  • Wife: "How would you describe me?"

    Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."

    Wife: "What does that mean?"

    Husband: "Adorable (A), beautiful (B), cute (C), delightful (D), elegant (E), fashionable (F), gorgeous (G), and hot (H)."

    Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"

    Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

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  • Girl

  • Girl: I鈥檓 so in love with you!

    Boy: Me too. I think you鈥檙e abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.

    Girl: What鈥檚 the ijk?

    Boy: I鈥檓 just kidding.

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