What do Indian and Jewish people have in common?
They both avoid the showers at all times.
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What do Arby's and black women have in common? They both have the meats.
Q: What do Epstein and Dahmer have in common?
A: They both like to eat kids in and out.
Your teeth split faster than your parents' divorce settlement.
Which hole talks faster? Your mouth or your ass? Can't tell the difference because they both run shit at once.
Q: What's the best part about working at an abortion clinic?
A: You don't have to buy dog food.
Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.
What's a saying you shouldn't tell an epileptic?
Seize your moment.
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?
A: To shoot up the whole school.
Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?
A: Names.
Q: What's red during puberty?
A: The blood on my hands.
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?
A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
Q: What's another name for cumming inside a woman?
A: Loading up the dishwasher.