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Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?

A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards

Q: What's the difference between a prison and concentration camp?

A: At least you don't die when you shower

A man marries a blonde chick, live a happy life together and the man asks his wife if she wants kids she says "yes". So, a couple years go by, they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question"

Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?

A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit

What do garbage bins and horny women have in common? They wait to be filled with a big load