My girlfriend called me a "pedophile" and I said "that's a big word for a 5 year old".
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Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with
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Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a sandy hook
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free
Yo mama is so ugly, that her portraits hang themselves
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up
Yo mama is so fat she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's
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Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work
Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered