Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time
TaylorSwiftBoat
I WANNA FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT!!!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the kitchen?
Because he kept dropping the BEETS
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because they love serving up HOT BEATS
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some HOOPS
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had MAD FLOW
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES