Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time.
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Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the kitchen?
Because he kept dropping the BEETS!
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because they love serving up HOT BEATS!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES.