What’s the difference between a gun and liberals? Guns only have one trigger
Shower thoughts
Being the first to move in chess. It’s a white privilege.
if at first you don't succeed - blame it on the patriarchy
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common? They both enjoy digging up the past
Unfortunately NASCAR has been cancelled. The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
Why cant orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come out of.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. They have to come out of the closet sometime
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. They have to come out of the closet sometime
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How do you break up a fight between two gay men Say can you get straight to the point
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head
What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed Where are the kids?
What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in Bed I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight
What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed Will there be seconds
What’s something you can say in a grocery store and in bed Thanks for coming
I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs Simply because they look up to me
Why do dwarfs do drugs? To get high
Why did the dwarf work at Tesco? Because every little bit helps
What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.