Shower thoughts

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If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

Why is Christianity the most dramatic religion? Because other religions say do do do But Christianity says done done done

About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."

What’s the difference between a cancer patient and British news reporter in south They usually don’t live to tell the tale

I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I have sex my eyes hurt.

He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.