What do you call an orphan’s family reunion?
Me time.
Shower thoughts
Being an orphan isn’t all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you? Your virginity
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common? They both like keeping one sock for themselves
My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
I told my brother If he wanted to have a Wonderful first day of school then he should put cook book in the women’s sports section at the school library.
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.
What’s better than winning gold at the Paralympics? Walking.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa? A water gun
What do you call a blowjob in Africa? Breakfast
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle? Optimistic
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood His hand Caught on fire
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught on fire.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"