Yo Mama so fat, she could fit you in her stomach.
Orphan Warden
@orphanwarden
Yo Mama so dumb, she needs 10 explanation bears to understand you.
What do atoms and parents have in common to orphans? You can't see either of them.
They didn't know where to put the orphan. He was returned from the hospital he was born from; the parents gained one cent, while the orphan gained potatoes as friends.
An orphan told me people kept bullying him, so I said, "Tell your parents."
Yo mama's so—oh wait, you don't have one.