Omnom

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In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.

He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!

What do you get when you cross a priest with a toilet?

Holy shit.

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I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the stonks are high, and so are you.

You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"

JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.

Fun fact: Pringles are named Pringles because somebody decided to name them Pringles.

Why does this category seem to have the most retold and recycled jokes on this website?

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like everyone else in the plane.