Omnom

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In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue. He sat on a rock, tckled his cock, until it turned red white and blue

i like touching things that have been in space. i was super excited when i got to meet an astronaut

roses are red, violets are blue, the stonks are high and so are you.

You know your high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell 'SpongeBob i know your in there!'

JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents, its like their heads were empty

fun fact: pringles are named pringles because somebody decided to name them pringles

why does this category seem to have the most retold and recycled jokes on this website?

i want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like everyone else in the plane.