KipLyczak

The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.

A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"

The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.

"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."