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Wade

Registered on 9/21/2023 · 111 followers · Last active 1 month ago

Wade

EXTENO MOST
•
OH NO!
ANYWAY

Wade

You ok?
I threw up in the toilet
You're getting blocked if you keep
that up

Wade

I SEE DEADPOOL
YOU MEAN 'DEAD PEOPLE'
NO, DEADPOOL. HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU
1

Wade

Anonymous 16 minut temu
2 REPLIES
108090531
Remember in college you
were making out with Betty
from your CompSci class and
she put a finger up your butt.
So you started questioning
your sexual preference?
IT WAS MY FINGER BARRY!
Anonymous 14 minut temu
>>108090531 (OP)
>Remember when you were jacking off with
no clothes on for the first time just to try it out?
Remember when your Mom walked by and saw
everything, even though you were sure that you
had closed the door?
108090547
>It was me, Barry! I opened the door! And don't think
for a moment that I didn't see everything too!!
Anonymous 10 minut temu
>Remember that wet dream that ruined your favorite
cartoon bed spread as a teen?!
>IT WAS ME, BARRY! I JERKED YOU OFF IN
YOUR SLEEP!!
108090571

Wade

Doctor: It was a long and hard
surgery, but we reattached your
torso
*credit card declines*
Doctor:
C
PAL

Wade

Amy

Wade

FROM THE MAKERS OF RATATOUILLE
2
DISNE PIXAR
THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE
Q DHOOLY
NOURWONY

Wade

Booby traps.
[laughs]
you said, "traps."

Wade

What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A Watergun.

Wade

MARIO PARTY
THREATENING FRIENDSHIPS
SINCE 1998.

Wade

shwepid
red what were you doing this round??
shwepid
red sus they taking too much time to reply
Enola
still faster than your crush's reply
shwepid
vote red

Wade

"IT WAS THE EARLY
THE PAST 2000, A TIME WHEN
WE ALL
TAKE PRECAUTIONS
AGAINST SPOILERS."
MIDNIGHT
ALE
774
I'VE AVOIDED
READING NEWSPAPERS
AND EVEN LOGGED OFF
OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB
TO MAKE SURE THAT THE
NEW HARRY POTTER
BOOK ISN'T RUINED
FOR ME.
Potter
ME TOO! I'M
NOT GOING TO
CHECK MY GEOCITIES
PAGE UNTIL I'M
THROUGH THE
BOOK!
Hath Patter
HP
TE PUNT
SNAPE KILLS SNAPE KILLS
DUMBLEDORE! DUMBLEDOOOO
Ja
Peter
Hall Pr
Ph
Test Pay
0000OORRRE!
Noooooooo!

Wade

When she wants Netflix
and chill but the show
is actually pretty good
FAILGAGS.COM

Wade

My generation
is going to start
a revolution!!!
Your
generation
can't even
start a
lawnmower.

Wade

Government: Tobacco is
dangerous. You need to be 21 to
buy it
Also government *sending
military recruiters to high
schools*:
Hi kids! Do you like violence?

Wade

kira- @Sadcrib- 1d
this mf dropped one song and dipped
1,331
Doc
who tf is this
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kira- @Sadcrib. 1d
somebody that we used to know

Wade

LICHEN

shef

Wade

WHO ASKED
I AM SORRY, BUT
ICOULDN'T FIND WHO
WANTED THIS OPINION.
IAPOLOGIZE KIND
SIRE, BUT THE PERSON WHO
WANTED TO KNOW THIS OPINION
COULD NOT BE FOUND ANYWHERE
NEAR OUR LOCATION AND IT'S
UNLIKELY WE WILL EVER SEE HIM.

Wade

When someone starts expressing their
feelings in an honest, sincere way instead
of having the decency to turn their pain
into humorous cynicism like a normal person
CP401
@emxlybrvwn

Wade

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