God Pt.2

@godpt2

“Pee ur pants 2 stay warm.” “Everyone’s an atheist until they clog the toilet at someone else’s house”
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  • My life story was so good my therapist asked me to leave early b4 he got addicted

  • Don’t u guys just love old 90’s ads? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JYXErAVtc8

  • Why are prisoners given food and water but homeless people don’t If satan punishes bad people doesn’t that make him good? Being immortal after the sun explodes would suck Mr and Mrs incredible named their son dash before knowing about his power If u go to bed at 1am u technically went 2 bed early

  • Hey @dumbass I got the vids u were looking for: 1. https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwj8pZC37PX7AhWYJUQIHfSyBrsQwqsBegQIDhAG&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DzJvWwwHHvlA&usg=AOvVaw2UnuyMRJDdyaWoSQ5BQKZV

    2. https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwj8pZC37PX7AhWYJUQIHfSyBrsQwqsBegQIDhAG&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DzJvWwwHHvlA&usg=AOvVaw2UnuyMRJDdyaWoSQ5BQKZV

    3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sacmRlH4OIQ

  • Shower thoughts. U know u have serious acne when blind people try to read ur face-As a kid my parents taught me to not believe everything I see on TV, now I have to teach them to not believe everything they see on Facebook-Aliens invaded the Moon on July 20th, 1969— Vehicles today can surf the web, link to your phone, stream music and videos, etc.. but they still can't perform a simple database lookup to tell you what the check engine light is on for.-If you run at 11pm you are a night person. If you run at 5am you are a morning person. If you run at 3am you are a suspicious person

  • How we will piss on the moon: https://youtu.be/dPCpGSjNxHo How to defend ur computer w/ a baguette: https://youtu.be/lnncvVlt2mw

  • Potatoes are vegetables and potato chips are just cooked potatoes so potato chips are vegetables

  • Copy and paste this into ur browser it’s fire and somehow holiday music: https://youtu.be/QIN0WKRUyQ0

  • Nobody Literally nobody Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven

  • Random psychonauts vid I found: https://youtube.com/shorts/6JXUrstLxqE?feature=share