GG Miller

This is the Polo Gang.. Just posting corny dad jokes.
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I was playing chess with my friend and he said, "Let’s make this interesting."

So we stopped playing chess.

I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.

The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies.

They’re always so twisted!

When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark. But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!

Today, I asked my phone “Siri, why am I still single?” and it activated the front camera.

Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.