Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it
If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars. Then lady’s you should be willing to give up uranus
Jack and Jill went up the hill so jacK could lick Jill’s candy jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill’s real name is randy
Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard
Went swimming today and peed in the deep end the lifeguard saw me blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in
I was at the bar late last night when a waitress screamed anyone know cpr? I said shit I know all the letters of the alphabet. Everyone laughed well except for this 1 guy
Woman gets pulled over by a cop Cop: ma’am have you been drink Lady: no officer Cop: what’s that in your cup then ma’am Lady: just water officer Cop: looks like wine to me Lady: oh my god Jesus did it again
People shouldn’t worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes it’s not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them or even a place to charge them even if they did have 1