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DIANEE

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Registered on 12/17/2024 · 3 followers · Last active 20 days ago

DIANEE

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I GOT IT

The image shows an "Official Meme Stealing License". The license has a cartoonish, stylized drawing of a character with a long neck, green eye, and dark grey body. The text on the license includes the following: "Name: DIANEE," "Gender: male," "Joined: Dec 2," "Occupation: prisoner," and "Level: 3". It also states the license is "Valid Thru: jan/9/25" and the "Membership Type" is "standard".

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The image is a screenshot of a Google search result for "Kash Register 2016 - Loyola Marymount University", with the text "Kash Register 2016. Loyola Law School Project for the Innocent to Celebrate Innocence Day with Exoneree Speakers & Film Screening." below the title.

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A tiny, pink, cartoon potato is in the middle of the image. Above the potato it reads, "I am a tiny potato. And I believe in you". Below the potato it says, "YOU CAN DO THE THING".

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I just hit my head. This is me now

A drawing shows a simple, outlined figure lying flat on its back, arms extended and slightly bent. The figure is a basic human form without any facial features. The image also includes the phrase "kinda found dead in Miami"

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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The image shows a meme with text "MY ADHD" above a picture of a man with a confused expression. Below it, it says "how to have a conversation?" and shows four options: "A: interrupt them", "B: trip over your words", "C: zone out", "D: get really excited about the topic and freak them out." Below this another meme with the text "ADHD THERAPIST: WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR HEAD RIGHT NOW?" and a picture of a person looking overwhelmed. Below this the text says "Me: My mind is like an Internet browser. 19 tabs open, 5 of them are frozen & I have no idea where the music is coming from." A third meme to the right says "Nobody:" and "ADHD:"

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WHY

A screen displays text asking: "Why is every poo poo time a pee pee time but not all pee pee times are poo poo times?" The text "DOD MESSAGES" is displayed below the question. The screen is part of a larger picture showing a cluttered table.

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Aw, Snap

A pixel art image of a sad looking folder icon with two Xs for eyes, and a frown below, accompanied by the text "Aw, Snap!"

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brother

A picture shows a turtle in a water container and a pineapple in a bowl next to each other. The text "brother?" is displayed above the turtle.

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cat

A grey kitten with sad eyes looks downward, with text above and below him. The text says, "When I meow my human says 'I know'" and "Sometimes I think he doesn't really know".

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materwelon

The image shows a sliced watermelon with the text "Materwelon" above it.

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I have a spoon

The image shows a soldier in a helmet and gas mask holding a spoon up in the air. Text on the image reads: "I have a spoon. Your argument is invalid."

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