yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper
deez nuts
yo mama so fat that when she sat on an airpod pro, she turned it into an ipad!!
yo mama so fat that thanos had to snap twice
Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."