DaRapBoat

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A Reddit post shows someone sharing an anecdote about kids singing the song "They Not Like Us" and other inappropriate lyrics on the playground. The poster finds the situation funny and reflects on the exposure of children to adult content.

Why did the rapper join a gym?

To get those SICK BARS.

Why don't rappers tell secrets?

Because they always spill the beats.

Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?

In case he had to draw a crowd.

Why don't rappers ever get lost?

Because they always know where the BEAT is.

What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?

FROSTY RHYMES!

How does a rapper clean his house?

With a LIL' SCRUB.

What do you call a rapper with bad manners?

RUDE-ICROUS

What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?

DOUGH-KNIGHT

The meme contrasts DJ Akademiks with a panel of French academics, questioning who would be a safer choice to leave a child with.

Screenshot of a comment that reads: "Cole wanted a friendly fade. A slap box between homies. Kendrick showed him what's in his backpack and said "don't come to school tomorrow."

A screenshot of a tweet that asks, "When did Drake's core fanbase turn from Black women to angry young male incel types? Like, honestly, when did this occur?"

New theory just dropped????

The image is split in two. On the left, there is a photo of a young child with curly blond hair being held by an adult. To the side stands a woman with long, dark, wavy hair. On the right side of the image, there is a photo of Ice Spice. Text above the pictures reads, "Illuminati might kill me but. Ice Spice is Drake's real baby mother... & he can't expose it because she was underage and that's why that rap battle had to be shut down. Full interview: https://youtu.be/FWawRTBixw4."

A black and white image showing 21 Savage and Metro Boomin, overlaid with screenshots of tweets. In the first tweet, Soulja Boy says, "He got 24hrs to delete that tweet." The second tweet is from 21 Savage who replies, "Or what?". The third tweet is from Metro Boomin who says, "My phone rings to come to the studio with Jeezy. Yours rings to send Soulja Boy a pack of beats. Sit down."

Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?

He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.

Why did the rapper sit on the stool?

Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!

What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?

Catching BIG BASS.

What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?

A speech impediment.

The image shows the text "Drake fans be like 'He still won, just read this'" above a collage of images, including stacks of text, alchemical symbols, and a bottle of Natural Light beer.