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Cricket Green
A funny lad who makes stupid jokes. I’m 12. I have autism, but I like to play video games and visit this website.
I also like videos and Minecraft
My fav emojs: 🪖🍎🤡🍝💀🔫🖕🏼📽️📺📼
I am an avid BCG* fan
(*Big City Greens)
Me and Wade are best friends
“Life is like an eggshell, one wrong move and it could end”
Angel is my new parent
“Well, bust out the ol’ Crayola box and color me Tickled Pink” Ned Flanders, 1994
Damn, the guy who made the Whip/ Nae Nae song really made his cousin go Silento
I’m bouta tell you the funniest joke I heard:
Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and called emergency services. The operator them hears the problem and says “ Well, let’s make sure he’s dead” A shot is them heard. The other guy says” Ok, now what?”
Did u laugh?
Remember kids, if your in a big problem, yell SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEËEEEEEEEEĒEEEEĘEEEEEEEEESH
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi
“The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there.”
😳
One time, I was making a caramel apple
When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel
One time, I worked at 3 jobs at the same time and my boss said it was illegal. It got too out of hand and I got spanked
Some guy: making a sandwich
Me: rages to put the ham in
The doctor had an ego so big It fell into the ocean fast
Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.
One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.
And one of them μяɨɲąţ€ď on me.
And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
My bro’s parents died but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on EBay, The Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
How I talk: Hello
How Stitch talks: HeLlO
I was working at Fredbear’s but then I got bite of 83’d
I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime
But I got fired from that job
I was doing some karate the other day at the studio
They kicked me out because I was doing “kungi fui”
I work at a movie studio
Unfortunately the team I was working with was useless
The team: