I traveled through time to get my dad back.
I failed because I was 1e21 years off
I traveled through time to get my dad back.
I failed because I was 1e21 years off
My guy: I have a Q-Tip
Me: You can q my tip
My guy: Ayo
What’s the difference between milk and the air
At least the air will always be there for me
Freddy: Im coming for u >:)
Me:god no help
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
I can make a living with the Treat Yo self budget
Yet I can’t use the Help yo self budget
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower
I somehow broke more than 206
I broke 342
I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:
1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails
I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers Destruction: .....
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean! British: At least our towers didn’t fall😎