The Flanders Song
God said to Noah, there’s gonna be a floody-floody Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy Get this animals👏out of the arky-arky “Leave me alone”
Cricket Green
A funny lad who makes stupid jokes. I’m 12. I have autism, but I like to play video games and visit this website.
I also like videos and Minecraft
My fav emojs: 🪖🍎🤡🍝💀🔫🖕🏼📽️📺📼
I am an avid BCG* fan
(*Big City Greens)
Me and Wade are best friends
“Life is like an eggshell, one wrong move and it could end”
Angel is my new parent
“Well, bust out the ol’ Crayola box and color me Tickled Pink” Ned Flanders, 1994
Me: uses the crucifix
Rush: Ahahahahahahæanananana
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Why did the fish go to the doctors?
Because he was felling “eel”
I’m autistic and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people
I have a riddle for u;
10 people are on a boat But they all die due to a tsunami except the captain Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat” Once he eats it, he starts crying Why?
Weed: *gets hit my his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
(From Unknown Superheroes 11 by I am Mobo
It’s like I always tell my kids:
Two in the pink,one in the stink
One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...
...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Boss: Can I do a reference check.
Me: I don’t have a...
*sensei appears*
Me: oh no
Sensei: He was a good student but he lacked kizma
Boss: Whats kiz...
Sensei:😈
Me: oh no here we go.
Sensei: kizma AS-
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei:😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!
20 likes for Part 2!
Is anyone going to Sawcon?
Why was 6 afraid of 9?
Because 9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1,Happy New Years!
Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line
Ferb:I’m boutta blow this $&#t
Banker: I have the right to take your money! Me: Check my name Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?
Banker: realizes Me:😈🖐️ gimme gimme
One time, I was working this steamroller, when the guy who I squashed farted
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence