Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't worry, I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.
coopfastjonny
Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
Do you know the teacher that went up into space?
You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!