I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"
He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"
"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.
bro wht
Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!
Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
your hairline is so far back your dad had to go find it for you