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"I regret nothing." - Jeff Winger

Registered on 12/26/2023 · 49 followers · Last active 4 months ago

cannibalism?

A bald man in a suit is eating something with his fingers. In front of him is a plate with cooked lizards decorated with pink flowers.

JAKE FROM STATEFARM HMU BRO

The image is a Valentine's Day card on a pink background. It features a picture of Barack Obama looking unimpressed on the left. To the right, it says "To: Jake from State Farm. From: Amy <3" above the card, it says: "I don't wanna be Obama self this Valentine's Day."

YUANYEN ¥

A Valentine's Day card featuring Elsa from Frozen. It reads "Don't conceal, let's feel ((each other)). To: yuanyen. From: amy (your bestie)".

WADE

A Valentine's Day card featuring a red cartoon figure with white eyes and gloves, often referred to as Knuckles. The text on the card reads "Show me de wae to your heart." Below the figure, it says "To: wade" and "From: amy" with two pink hearts above Knuckles.

i miss you bro :(

A man with his hand around his neck, as if being choked. The text on the pink background says "you take my breath away to: wilkinson :) from: amy".

MAGICAL MAL :)

A greeting card with the text 'I've got a berning desire for you baby' written on top. Below it says 'To: mal' and 'From: amy'. On the right, there is a picture of Bernie Sanders smiling.

SOOPY

A pink valentine with Dumbledore's picture, text "i adumbledore you" followed by "To: soop" and "From: amy".

COSMOPOLITAN

MADIII <3

A photo of The Rock in a black turtleneck and jeans is on the left of a pink background. To the right of the photo, it says "you ROCK my world". Underneath that, it says "to: madi" and then "from: amy."

JAKE

A picture of Megamind with text that says 'my mind isn't the only thing thats mega' and below that 'to: jake' and 'from: amy'

FLAPPY BIRD

The image shows a pixelated yellow bird, the famous Flappy Bird, on a blue background. The text reads, "I can make you scream in like 5 seconds" above, "to: flappy" and "from: amy".

EMILY

A purple card with a cartoon-style octopus on the left. The text on the card says: "I'll make you ink this Valentine's day :)" above "to: emily" and "from: amy".

CHUNKEMUNKE

A picture of John Cena with a red cap on a green background. The text reads: "I've never Cena prettier face. To: feetlust."

ISAAC POOKIE

A red car with big eyes is on a pink background. Text says "r u a stahp sign? cuz im about to plow right through u to: isaac from: amy".

KRISSY

A picture of Eminem with the text "u make my palms sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti." and a note "to: Kris from: amy"

toastada

A red card with the text "to: toast from: amy show me ur breasts" and an image of Colonel Sanders.

will someone be my valentine

The image is a light pink background with the text "valentine, ur as cool as nick from jimmy neutron". Below this text on the left is a stick figure with the text "*swoon*" next to it, and below that is the text "jesus take the wheel". On the right side of the image is a cartoon image of Nick from "Jimmy Neutron".

What’s the difference between the baby I just stabbed and Isaac Newton?

Isaac Newton died a virgin.

those apple headphone warnings do NOTHING

A cartoon image of a character with a wide, slightly unnerved smile, looking upward. The text at the top reads: "Me after saying 'what' for the 3rd time & still not hearing what they said." At the bottom right corner, the source is stated: boredpanda.com

charmin bear pearly harbor?

The image shows a phone screen displaying a video and underneath comments. The text on top reads, "and the bear is like:". The comments mention, "in one of the commercials they show a bear TSA which implies that there was a Charmin bear 9/11." Another comment says, "Ain't no way" and a final comment asks "was there also a Charmin bear Hitler?"

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.