杰弗里·尼米亚斯·亚历山大五世

Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?

Ken came in another box.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because the “P” is silent.

What did the horse say after it tripped?

Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!

Roses are dead. violets are dying. Outside I'm smiling. Inside I'm crying.