i wanna jump into traffic
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"I discovered at a very early age that if I talked long enough, I could make anything right or wrong. So either I'm god, or truth is relative. Either way: Booyah." - Jeff Winger
chex? please be ok.
@Jake ツ make me a sandwich
i have a regatta tmrw 💀
i kinda wanna jump into traffic! any other takers?
anyone on
managed to get my phone back. so i’m back ig. woohoo?
i’m probably not going to be on here for a while cause my parents are taking away my phone. they’re pretty mad. probably gonna get a couple more bruises. pretty hard to type with sprained fingers anyway.
jakeee make me a sandwich
moon fuck?
where are my fellow pastafarians?
anyone here?
jake, where you wanna honeymoon frfr
is anyone on i’m boredddd also what’s your favorite eye color
bruh my parents just yelled at me cause “you only have 3 years to figure out your life” and “you’re the worst kids i’ve ever seen” and “why aren’t you studying” and “why can’t you be like anya down the street let who gets straight a’s everytime she fucking breathes”
wedding post final ceremony frfr
do you guys think rowing is hard? this annoying bitch in my class keeps saying it wasn’t but like...imma put her on an erg and watch her cry
wedding post pt2 amy + jake and his jakeussy what flavor cake y'all want?
wedding posttt (love ya jakeypoo :D)
me and jake are getting married (cashapp me 400$). there will be cake. and pizza. and gore. and ducks. also, the cake is a lie.
