Wedding Ceremony

yo

yo

who wants to be my maid of honor

ahhhh where is my people

come on now, you can’t resist the grunch.

I'm here, but ain't no one want me here

i want you here bbgrl

Thanks yous, so your the bride and Jake's the groom?

yup

if he fucking shows up

Oop-

I mean have better

He*

i swear imma beat his ass if he don’t show up-

Dude he said he will be on later

all that jakeussy being wasted 😔

oof

ok then

dummy dum dum

Wow....

:(

When you said "I love you" and he says "L"

oh shit

Someone still upset?

i never said i love him tho 💀

💀

Dude i was talking bout myself😭

OH SHIT

IMMA BEAT THAT DUDES ASS

L for love?

…maybe?

just me?

okay then

Nah but we talked bout it anyhow

....

if he dose it again that bitch onna get smacked tf outta

i swear imma beat up so many men

Les murder ethan tg >:)

first that ethan dude, now your man, and jake

Fr

YESSSS 🔪🔪🔪

?

What ethan do

L ethan

L in the chat for ethan

L BOZO

L

FR

Bro im so damn tired

how’d you spell L wrong 💀

Sleep

I meant to say F-

Bcuz im dum

are yall finna get married yet bc i need my pay check

real

kok

jakeypoo left me at the altar

where tf is the groom

Whats yall cashapps im bored yall onna get somee $

he better come back quick

🗿

shouldnt you be in schooll

i am eatinh

Tf

JAKE GET YOUR MEXICAN ASS BACK HERE IM FINNA GET PAID ONE WAY OR ANOTHER

I hate fucking hoes i swear ta god

gimme someee

God damn now im hungry :/

Ima js drink salt

y’all the priest boutta do a reverse exorcism if jake don’t get his ass on here

oop-

hey flap

such wise words 😔

join the call

i turned on my cam and mic

we cn do nothing

cant rn im doing smt

:(

doing what?

When the when the for the

your mom

im trying to make bread

i see

its just me and jaz

but im not good at ingredients n stuff

doin your mom

oh

fuck

i’m sorry

Tf

dang

When was who's mom's dead

Shes nto actually dw

thank god 💀

Lmao-

gotta go, tell jake

kok

ok

that reminds me

?

i owe you a chicken pic

yes

ive been giving u hint

W bunch of topless chicks with skirts

hot

chexy can u send me the link to the kmeet i got kicked out

okok hold on

Meeting name: WJE Meeting link: https://kmeet.infomaniak.com/pqyjmyjfymlpqlaj

AH CHEX HANG ONG

ON

THERES LIKE A SPIDEEWEB ID HAVE TO GO THROUGH

SO UM

NUH UH

This mf said he gave up on meh

._.

No fr.

This mf.

Why

And now hes asking if im ok -.-

U being real?

Righ hea this mf

Oh dang

Yh

I don't know what to say without being mean bout him.....srry

Ehh idrc.

Itll be fine.

U sure

Mabye?

Tbh idfk

www.youtube.com/shorts/ZjUDmcWGWpo

Here I'll do a test run

I hear that shit while tryna type

And have to type no scrollin so idfk i hear it

.

The damn screaming tho lmao

Oop-

He should be scared >:)

Yea....

Do i forgive him

?

I mean....forgive him to a extent

Ok

Bro told you L after you said ily and he just gave up on you

He gave a reason why

hi

and have apoligized many times

Yea

Even after I/you emailed him that he needs to be responsible for his actions

Even if he didn't know what he did

Aww

angel?

Yeah..?

r u still mad at me?

YOU GUYS ARE ACTUALLY FUCKING SPED

Thx ig?

No.

YOU HAVE TWO BRAINS CELLS, ONE IS LOST AND THE OTHER IS OUT LOOKING FOR IT.

oh ok

YOU'RE LIKE THE COLOUR BEIGE, IF BEIGE WAS AN ABSOLUTE CUNT YOU MEAN-SPIRITED POLTROON

Dude I share 1 brain cell with 5 other ppl

I HOPE YOU WAKE UP TOMORROW WITH THE ATOMIC SHITS YOU FAT BUTTERED UP SCONE FLAP

why tf do you keep coming back

CAUSE I DO FUCKING LATINA BORDER HOPPING BITCH

Fr

RACIST ASS BITCH

STFU SETH YOU UGLY ASS VERMIN

Do u hear yourself?

"AWWW HE BULLY ME CAUSE HE RACIST" -😭😭😭

DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF

Yes I do

YOU PROBABLY CAN'T FROM ALL THE SHIT CLOGGING YOUR EARS

And I sound actually reasonable

THAT MEANS THAT YOUR HEAD IS AS EMPTY AS A EUNACH'S UNDERPANTS YOU DISPLAY OF INDECENCY

🤓🤓🤓

POISONOUS BUNCH-BACKED TOAD YOU PIMPLEPOTIMUS

jit why do you have to torture everyone with your presence

YOU LOOK LIKE THE SKUNK MY DOG KILLED AND PROBABLY RAPED. DOGGYKNOBBER

Bro your not worth my time , I'm leaving this post

CAUSE I CAN SO NOW GO EAT YOUR FUCKING ENCHILADAS WITH YOUR TORTILLA CHIP HAT FROM DESCIABLE ME

GO SWIM IN GUACOMLE

im leaving bc your being an ass and you dont deserve my time bye bitch

I BET YOU KNOW EXACTLY HOW MANY DAYS THERE ARE UNTIL CHRISTMAS. IGNORANT FUCKMUPPET

AWWW HOW CUTE THE COUPLE IS LEAVE

omfg i bet you know how many days till you die

get off bitch

SO SUCK EACHOTHERS DICK YOU GAY ASS FATASS ELEPHANT. YOU LOOK LIKE THE SKUNK MY DOG KILLED AND PROBABLY RAPED. DOGGYKNOBBER

SHUT THE FUCK LONELY ASS BTICH. YOU KEEP ON MAKING MORE ACCOUNTS YOU ATTENTION SEEKING FAT FUCK

FUCK YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE! YOU SOGGY ROOT BEER POPTART

oop

FUCKING INDIAN ASS SCAMMER. DINGA DINGA DINGA DINGA DINGA

its ok hes just being like this bc he is fat and ugly and has nothing better to do with his life

"HELOOOOO I WUD LIKE TO TALK ABOUT YOUR CAR EXTENDED WARRANTY"

for fucking real

cant spell for shit either

I LITERALLY HAVEN'T BEEN HER FOR A WEEK. YOU MAKE 50 CHATS ABOUT WANTING TO FUCKING KILL YOUSELF

🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

in all fair ness i had a good reason for it

NAW YOU DON'T

Js js ignore jit he will be banned again soon

I KNOW YOU CANT BE TALKING YOU LIFLESS SCAT IGNORANT LAZY COUCH FUCKING POTATO

*COUGH COUGH* NEW ACCOUNT *COUGH COUGH*

SHUT UP YOUR TALKED SMACK ABOUT ETHAN

Awhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

ETHAN MY BOY YOU UGLY ASS FAT FUCK

I careeeee

TELL YOUR MUM TO STOP ADDING ME ON LINKEDIN. I ALREADY KNOW WHAT SHE'S GOOD AT. SHOVE A HUGE STICK UP YOUR ASS

Alr ill tell ha (;

i will to

"GOO GOO GA GA I WILL TELL

FUCKING TADDLE TALE SNITCH ASS BITCH

You told me to tell her?

EVER HEARD OF THE PHRASE "SNITCHES GET NO BITCHES"

TELL WHO?

Right here

says tell your mum

NAH REALLY WHO

FUCKING ASKED

Me

i asked

you told us to do it and i jsut did

HEY, COME HERE. LET ME WHISPER SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT IN YOUR EAR, VERY IMPORTANT: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. GET OUT YOU INBRED COCKLESS TROGLODYTE

HMMM I THOUGHT YOU WOULD DO SOMETHING BETTER WITH YOUR TIME AND LEAVE

BUT NO YOU SLIPPED INTO THE FUCKING HELL HOLE WITH YOUR RETARDED ASS

Stfu your prolly an animagus

MUSHROOM INFECTED PITBULL FORESKIN PIECE OF SPUTUM, FLOATING IN THE TOILET BOWL OF LIFE

YOU EAT DOG CRAP FOR BREAKFAST MANGLED APRICOT HELLBEAST

Stop talking to yourself cray

YOU DRAG WEEDS LIKE A DUCK WITH A BONER. I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN, SHIT THEM OUT AND EAT THAT SHIT AND PUKE IT IN YOUR GODDAMN FACE

its ok he is bullying us bc he gets bullied and he just wants to make ppl feel like shit while "building" himself up

ik

THE ONLY THING YOU CAN ONLY THINK OF TO COUNTER ME WITH YOUR PEA SIZED BRAIN IS "StOp tAlKiNg aBoUt UrSeLf"

bros starved for attention

fr

YOU LITERALLY MAKE BILLIONS OF ACCOUNTS TO TALK WITH US, LOOKS WHOSE TALKING

0-0

AND YOU KEEP ON GETTING BANNED, MORE THAN ME

THAT'S ACTUALLY FUCKING SAD

JUST LIKE YOUR LIFE

Bruh u was talkin bout making accs dumass

those are some big letters my dude. compensating for something?

NAH SHE ALREADY DID IT DUMBASS FUCKFACE

🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

DON'T FART IN A SPACESUIT. TINY-FINGERED CHEETO-FACED FERRET-WEARING SHITGIBBON

im tired of this where is jake when you need him to ban this dumbass

YOU RIDE A BYCICLE WITH NO SEAT AND REPLACED WITH A DILDO. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT YOU CAN GET FUCKED RIGHT IN YOUR ASSHOLE

*COUGH COUGH* ALT *COUGH COUGH*

stfu

Jassy fletcher said i aint an animagus

FUCK YOU! SUFFER IN SILENCE YOU NO GOOD MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF GODDAMN SHIT! YOUR PARENTS FAILED AND YOU ARE PROBABLY A SERIAL KILLER WHO LIKES LICKING THE SKIN BETWEEN YOUR ASSHOLE AND YOUR BALLSACK

Hey jit want some money so u can go shoppin?

lol

what are you yapping about. go watch porn in your mother’s basement like a good lil boy

lmao fr

for a new life, he desperately needs one

YOU'RE DUMBER THAN AN INBRED DONKEY. NEUROTIC, UNDER-ACHIEVING EMOTIONAL RETARD

THOU FOUL LUMP OF DEFORMITY SHOVE A HUGE STICK UP YOUR ASS

Yo jit want some money so you can go to the mall?

YOU’RE LIKE THE END PIECES OF A LOAF OF BREAD

lol

big words for such a small boy

I THOUGHT YOU JUST SAID THAT YOU WANTED MONEY IN CASHAPP

When?

BIG MOUTH FOR A PUNY ASS INDIAN GIRL WHO GOT HIT BY CLOTHHANGER

DID I ASK

YOU

bruh

Just now

EXACTLY DUMBASS BITCH

YOU SON OF A MOTHERLESS GOAT! NOW FUCK OFF

You fuck off hun

THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD: THOSE WHO DRINK AND THOSE WHO POUR. SHUT UP AND FILL MY GLASS COMPLETE AND TOTAL NUTTER

TAKE A SHOWER YOU AMALGAMATION OF LOATHSOME REPULSIVENESS

i think your the one who needs a shower bc you smell like lonelyness and deperation

YOU'RE AS USEFUL AS ANNE FRANK'S DRUMSET IF I EVER DECIDE TO BECOME A CRIME-FIGHTING SHIT SWIZZLER, WHO ROOMS WITH A BUNCH OF OTHER LITTLE WHINERS AT NEVERLAND MANSION WITH SOME CREEPY, OLD, BALD, HEAVEN'S GATE-LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER... ON THAT DAY, I'LL SEND YOUR SHINY, HAPPY ASS A FRIEND REQUEST

MAY THE CAT EAT YOU AND MAY THE DEVIL THEN EAT THE CAT CLAY FACE BUTT CHIN WANNA BE

DON'T SNEEZE WHEN YOU'RE TAKING A PISS. SAD WEASLE OF A WOMAN YOU POMPOUS SHIT TOOLBAG

Nah jit trippin💀

bro really got some untreated anger in his soul

THAT'S THE BEST YOU CAN COME UP WITH IN A MINUTE?

PATHETIC ASS

YOU REMIND ME OF BROCCOLI AND I HATE BROCCOLI PUS-SUCKING, PUKE-LADEN WALKING CESSPITS OF UNSPEAKABLENESS

I aint only textin u

GO BAG TO PLAYING POKEMON AND CPATURING A DEAD DOG WHO DIED FROM A TSUNAMI INSIDE OF YOUR COSPLAYING POKEBALL TESTICLES

broccoli? damn, you sure didnt eat your veggies as a kid huh?

YOU COULDN’T FIND YOUR WAY OUT OF A WET, PAPER SACK WITH A KNIFE YOU DREG OF THE INTERNET

Ok! I love hearing about opinions of me, thanks for your input :)

LIKE I SAID AGAIN, GO BACK TO PLAYING POKEMON YOU PATHETIC POKEMON PLAYING CUNT. YOU'RE LITERALLY TRAPPED INSIDE OF 2016 GO WATCH YOUR VINE STUPID ASS FIG

🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

literally havent played pokemon since november 2022 but ok I guess lmaoooo