DaRapBoat

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Registered on 3/30/2024 · 34 followers · Last active 10 days ago

Dogs say woof.

Cows say moo.

Idiots say, "The site will be less dead when school starts again!"

A screenshot of a Reddit thread. The question is "Which rapper's age surprises you the most?" The first commenter states "Pac and Big being 25 and 24 at their death always tripped me out, they looked and sounded way older imo." A second commenter replies "Crazy that biggie sounded like that at 24/25. Dude sounded like a 40 year old man." A third commenter chimes in "that's probably because he was fat asf."

The image is a two-panel comic showing examples of appropriate and inappropriate workplace behavior. In the top panel, a man is labeled "APPROPRIATE" and says, "She got a big booty so I call her Big Booty (Booty)." A woman at her desk responds, "AWWW, YOU'RE SWEET." In the bottom panel, a man is labeled "INAPPROPRIATE" and says, "Grippy, huh. Grippy, I call her that 'cause it's grippy." The same woman is now on the phone, saying, "HELLO, HUMAN RESOURCES?!" The faces of the men are replaced with pictures of the rappers Gunna and J. Cole respectively.

How does a rapper fix stuff?

With a RAP-AIR!

What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?

Ice Cube.

How do rappers make their money?

By dropping dimes.

Why did the rapper sit on the clock?

He wanted to keep it real with TIME.

JAY-Z ON TOP

A close-up photo features Jay-Z wearing sunglasses with a part of a tweet about him overlayed. The tweet says "Jay-Z should release an album (or mixtape) to show this new generation that he's HIM."

A split image showing Pusha T on the left and a bowl of spicy ramen on the right.

What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?

The rhyme cellar.

Why did the rapper visit the bank?

To get his RHYME CHECK.

Why was the rapper bad at basketball?

He could only dribble rhymes.

How do rappers stay cool?

They have MAD ICE!

The top half of the image shows a yellow sign in the shape of a child with a smiling face, placed at the side of the road. The sign reads, "Drive like your kids live here." The bottom half shows the Drake Yes/No meme, with Drake smiling and pointing approvingly to the right at a yellow U-turn sign.

A meme showing "Whole Lotta Red" by Playboi Carti at number 1 on Apple Music's 100 Best Albums list. The album cover features a black and white image of Playboi Carti with "Red" written in dripping red letters.

Why did the rapper cross the road?

To get to the other side of the TRACK.

How does a rapper like his eggs?

Hard-boiled, to match his beats!

Why did the rapper become a locksmith?

Because he always had the KEYS!

What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?

Dr. Dre-seed.