How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
Worst Jokes Ever
What were the webs?
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
This is the account of music provider just let you I post for the enjoyment of myself, and to spread different kinds and types of music willingly. I do not respond for the soul reason of ✨people✨ and do not take offense to anything that I post. If you have and issues or just wanna talk contact me i'm only discord so that's all you getting (not being rude) ill put my discord in the comments.
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
I was trying to hang the lights when I accidentally kicked the chair.
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
I accidentally sucked my own ball sack.
Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!
What happened when the emo tried to high five a tree?
It left him hanging.
Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: Please.
Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.
Kid: Everybody is hugging.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.
Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?
Figure: Because your name is in seeker.
