My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids when he came out the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire , they called him hot wheels
Why don’t I shut myself all the time. I can only fit so many pares of kid in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Why don’t I like shafting.
It feels squishy.
why are america so bad at clash royale Because they already lost 2 towers
Why do people eat food.
Coz it tastes good lol
What’s the best way to get gum out of hair Cancer
Mary: If you born pikin (Child) inside shop wetin you go call that pikin(child) Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop
i have no life and i have no funny jokes
Your hairline is so big, it counts a its own planet.
How many Emo's does it take to screw in a light bulb.None they all just sit in the dark and cry.
Science experts say when your get mad,punch and orphan what are they going to do tell there parents?
my pencil sharpener when i bleed: aAnd i dont really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.
I finally got a girlfriend. Her name is Remington Model 32
Ur hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwhiches
Why do orphans play gta,because they can’t be wanted
What’s the difference between a bullet and a jue
One come out the chamber
Emo get jealous When their Phone dies
Which one will fall from the tree first? The leaves or the emo The emo doesn't fall
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle, mines Sako-85
my teacher called me beautiful i hate when she lies
